Poo Poo

Yesterday, I did poo-poo at around 5 am in the morning.  Then, I did another poo-poo after breakie.  Then, another little one during the walkies and then then, the last poo-poo of the day after din-dins.  All poo-poos were very good ones.

Mummy said that maybe having had a bath made my tummy active.
Yes, I think so, mummy.
However!
Daddy said….daddy said….daddy said….
Woof, what daddy said to me was very cruel.

I have been good.
I did a couple of activities as a therapy doggie this month.

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最近、とても良い子のCoco。今月数回のセラピー活動。 お腹も良くなってウン〇も調子良くて楽しい毎日。この前なんてお風呂の翌日、朝5時、朝食後、散歩中、夕食後と一日4回も良いウン〇。お風呂入って便通良くなったのかな。

I never complain when we have to do modelling for daddy.  I sit tight as long as daddy wants us to do so.

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写真を撮る時も嫌がらず、何度撮り直しても、どれだけ時間かけても文句言わずにポーズ。

Repeatedly, here and there.

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あっちでも、こっちでも。

I look after Silky.  I encouraged her when we were having the bath, didn’t I, Silky?

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お風呂の時にはシルキーを励まし(?)、とにかくトップドッグとして頼りになるCoco。

And yet, when mummy explained how I pooed well, daddy looked down at me and said
“OH MY GOD!!  YOU ARE FULL OF S**T, AREN’T YOU?”

That moment, I felt numb.  Mummy said something but I couldn’t hear anything.  It was as though I was in some empty dark space  all on my own.  Daddy, the love of my life, said that into my face.

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その夜、ダディにCocoが良い子だってこと、偉いよってこと、立派なウン〇を何度もしたってことを報告すると、「オーマイゴーッド! Coco、ウン〇だらけじゃない」いや「ウン〇で一杯」?それとも「体中ウン〇」?日本語にするとどれが一番ピッタリ当てはまるのか分からないけど、まるでCocoがウン〇だらけみたいなことを。Coco愕然。ひどい、ひどすぎる。しかも使った言葉はウンとうよりク〇って感じ?愛犬にあんな失礼なことを言って夜、よくグースカと眠れるもんだ。

I don’t know how you sleep at night, daddy.

Coco

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2 Responses to Poo Poo

  1. BAD daddy, bad daddy. tsk. tsk. tsk.

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